Funny Tumbler Never Mind Her Texted Back
You know that initial phase after the first date when you don't know whether or not you should text, or whether or not she is going to text you back… Phew! So grueling; so annoying and so infuriating! If only there was a way to get her to text you back already…
1. Put Up A Hot Display Picture
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The kind where your body is nice and chiselled, or if that isn't your best feature, then, maybe a nice side profile of you looking super intense and therefore, hot. And then, wait for your phone to light up with a message from her saying how she likes how you look in that picture… superficial, woman! But, how do you care? She texted you, no?
2. Update Your Profile Picture With A Super Hot Girl
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… Who is not your sister or cousin (but even if she is, your crush doesn't need to know that, right?). The point is to pique her curiosity enough to get her to text you back. You will be able to feel the curiosity in the tone of her texts. Sooner or later, she will come to the part where she brings up the girl in your picture. *SCORE* The idea is to keep her interested enough and lure her in before she asks you this because if you're one who can't lie to save your life, she may stop texting if she figures that's your cousin. And if she isn't related, well, good luck finding such a girl; unless you're a born stud… in which case you shouldn't be reading this… Why are you here again?
3. Or A Cute Pet Animal
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It could be a dog, a cat, a guinea pig, rabbit; or better still, a Panda (although, good luck getting that one). Again, it doesn't have to be your own pet; a friend's pet, or a visit to the animal shelter (if you're just that desperate, dude) will work just fine. Again, it's more or less, the same pattern—she'll text you, say how cute the picture is, you give her a nice story, wing her in and then go for the play! Although you might want to be careful with this one because she might be falling for the animal, instead of you. But, eh, as long as she texted you back, man!
4. Do The 'Accidental' Text Drop – Part One
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You have to drop a message to her that, between you and me, is absolutely intended; but, to her, it should look like you meant to text someone else. For instance, send something as simple as 'Haha you're so funny!' Trust me when I say she is not going to just let that go. When she does text back, act cool, casual and unperturbed and respond by saying it was a mistaken text meant for another "lady friend". That's it! Curiosity level: Super high. Jealousy level: Orbiting outer Space! Sit back, relax and let the conversations unfold!
5. Pull A Chandler!
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You remember how in an episode of F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Chandler is anticipating a girl to call him after their first date, only she doesn't for the longest time? What he does? Calls her instead behaving like his phone was out of order so he may not have received any calls she might have made to him. Clever move, no? Do the same over text. Chances are she will text you back—either feeling guilty (you get another date, or a decent conversation, at the least), or feeling glad you texted her, while still a little annoyed that you hurt her ego. Bulls Eye!
6. Text Her Blatantly
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This is what it should say: "You owe me a date!"
She will wonder why and text you back saying, either she does in which case you plan and meet up. Or, she says she doesn't, in which case, you apologise and say you owe her a date instead. Clever move; the lady will never say 'No' to free food and drinks. Feminism can go climb a gum tree somewhere!
7. Use A Different Name
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No, not you. I mean her. When you text her, use a name that is not hers. For instance, if her name is X, you should text her saying, 'Hi A.' Why? Simple, she will text you even if it's just to correct you. Women hate men mixing up their names, especially with another woman who might potentially be competition. When she does, you do the whole apology routine and offer to make it up to her over a date sometime, maybe. Gotcha, you smooth, smooth operator!
8. Do The 'Accidental' Text Drop – Part Two
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There is a reason why there is a part two and it's only to be pulled if you're in utter desperation. Considering that you've come so far in this article, I'm guessing you are. (Words of advice, on an unrelated note, get a move on, man!) This one is slightly more intense compared to the previous one. Text her saying, 'Baby you were so good last night.' Do I even need to elaborate further on the many ways she is going to want to text you after this? You've got her in the palm of your hands; now, treat her right and make it up to her nice and good for the pure evil—but, totally worthy—prank you just pulled!
9. The Reminder Text
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This is where you have to be genuine and a little cute and mushy. Send her an image, or a joke, or a meme of something that reminded you of something she probably said; never mind if you have to deliberately scroll through hundreds of such websites to find the right one. Women are big on mush. And the fact that something so small actually reminded you of them would make her melt in seconds. How you got so smooth, man?
10. Or Just Wait
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Like every nice and hopeful guy who never gets texted back, you just wait; be patient and see how things play out. Either that; or you have way too many options waiting to be explored to care about whether or not she would text you back. Grapes are sour like that, no?
Source: https://www.mensxp.com/relationships/impress-a-girl/30163-10-ways-to-get-her-to-text-you-back.html
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